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Percy Jackson vs. Hercules

  • Hercules:Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three,
  • Percy:Oh, yeah? Me too.
  • Hercules:Well, when I was just a baby I strangled to snakes with my bare hands.
  • Percy:Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked when I did that.
  • Hercules:I fought the Nemean Lion.
  • Percy:No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?
  • Hercules:I've fought a hydra.
  • Percy:Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.
  • Hercules:I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer,
  • Percy:Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing though.
  • Hercules:Oh, well... ahh... I fought this massive boar once.
  • Percy:I think I fought it's girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.
  • Hercules:*sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years,
  • Percy:Riiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eye brow*
  • Hercules:I --
  • Percy:Dude, I could go all day.
  • Hercules:*flustered* I fought AMAZONS -
  • Percy:Been there.
  • Hercules:The minotaur --
  • Percy:Done that. I was twelve.
  • Hercules:I... uh... I've... been to the Underworld and back!!
  • Percy:Man, I am sooo sick of that place. Been there like four times.
  • Herucles:Uhhhh... I... *heavy breathing*
  • Percy:Well, we done here?
  • Hercules:*triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY.
  • Percy:Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...
  • Hercules:*jumps into the river Styx*
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❁ meet the blogger ❁

name:  Hannah
nickname: Nah
favourite flower: ROSESSSSS
favourite fruit: Strawberries
favourite ice-cream flavor: Chocolate chip cookie dough 
favourite pastime: writing drawing guitar I don’t know
day or night: night
chocolate or vanilla: both?
how do you take you coffee/tea: tea with milk and sugar
zodiac sign: Gemini
your catchphrase: at the moment it’s “you are SO talented” when someone messes up.
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I was just thinking the other day like ever thought you’ve seen something in the mirror that you couldn’t explain? Mirrors are portals to the other world. What if there is a reflection world and your reflection protects you from falling into the other world by copying your motions exactly and preventing you from coming through.

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